What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?

"I want to do a valentine's day because we get candy and we deserve nise stuff and it's the day of love and when we give people nise stuff they feel like they want to cry because it's the day of love and when they get the card from you and when they open the card they will love it. love is good." 

-Third Grade Boy

Did you know...

"Did you know that if you have black eyes or brown eyes then you can speak Spanish?"
               -Second Grade Boy

English phrases can be confusing...

Third Grade Girl: "Can I have some more crackers?"
Me: "No, you already had snack"
Third Grade Girl: "But I can't hold it!"
Me: "What?"
Third Grade Girl: "You know, I can't hold it. I really need it. I can't hold it. I need some crackers"
Me: "You need to go to the bathroom?"
Third Grade Girl: "No, I am hungry. I can't hold it!"


Apparently she thought, "I can't hold it!" is to be used whenever you really want something, not just when you really have to use the bathroom.

What is the perfect age?

"I want to be age 17 so I can help my dad. I want to help my dad so he won't have to come home in the nighttime and he will be home sooner."

- First Grade Boy

Tell me about your family...

"One day I was in Mexico and I was eating when my dad came and I was surprised and my dad take me to his mom home and we go to a pool and I do not know that my dad mom was my grandma and one day my dad told me this is my grandma and I said wow it is cool and we went to my uncle and there are my cousins and we go fishing at a pool and my cousin said I got a big fish and my dad said we are going to america and i said what about my grandma and my dad said it is okay for grandma it is going to be good and I went to my grandma and my dad said I am going to take your grandson and my grandma came to see me and she started crying and i said we are going to america and my dad said go at the car and we left and I cry but there was my mom she buy me a lot of toys and I was happy and the other day I went to school and I make two more friends and I was very happy one day my mom tell me going to talk to your grandma at the phone and I was excited and I didn't know that my uncle was there and we made a new family altogether one day we went to the zoo then I went again to school and one day send a paper and it was about after school and the morning I went to school then to after school we do snack and we do homework and we go out to play soccer and we do journal i was so excited."

- 4th Grade Boy

Sharks

After reading a book on sharks:

Me: "What makes up the outside of a shark?"
2nd Grade Boy: "SKIN....and GILLS!"
Me: "Yep! What is inside a shark?"
2nd Grade Boy: "BABIES!!!!!"

The answer I was looking for was a skeleton...

The rules of kickball

Today we played kickball. Here are my kid's rules:

1. If the ball is kicked to you, your main goal is to kick it back rather than catch it
2. It's perfectly acceptable to leave the field and climb trees
3. When you are up as kicker, and the ball is rolled to you, you kick it ... then you proceed to keep kicking it...all the way to first place (and ultimately getting yourself out in the process)
4. Sometimes standing on a base can get boring and it's more fun to sit down and stare at the grass instead
5. If the ball hasn't come to you, it's also fun to roll your head in the grass
6. If you'd rather kick then be in the outfield, you can switch teams at any time
7. Three-ringed binders work well as bases
8. If you're pitching, it's okay to kick the ball to the kicker, rather than roll it

 My students love soccer. In their minds it outweighs most every sport, and as result  they (unknowingly) included soccer rules in our kickball game